pixielight-dee-foxfire:

i need new glasses

well. that was true a few days ago. now the glasses are coming, but my bank account has taken a big hit from it and i need to recover from that.

why did i need new glasses? when i moved to indiana, i had to retake my vision exam for my license. i nearly failed it. that means i really oughtn’t be driving around like this. but i have to drive to get to work. my girlfriend drives my car when i’m not going to work but she stays home when i’m going to work for a variety of reasons some of which should be obvious, like “there’d be nothing for her to do there”, but yeah. i have to drive myself to work.

the eye exam cost $65 and the glasses cost $273. none of this is covered by insurance.

my paypal is paypal.me/ekwolek if you would like to help me get back on my feet following this. it’s gonna be a tough couple of months building back my resources without help.

captainrawz:

I’ll just squeeze my own cheeks then

juuliaroberts:

lindsaychrist:

???

Umm set reminder

yahooanswers-official:

yahooanswers-official:

treemotan:

yahooanswers-official:

kitsune87:

yahooanswers-official:

Do you miss the simpler days when there were only two genders that wouldn’t sleep with you

Isn’t assuming gender one of your cardinal sins yahoo? How do you know anon isnt a woman.

Hey dude which word in our response implied the gender of the asker

Did you actually read it or were you blinded by your projection

Obsessed with this ask and response chain.

Hey if they’re going to put on the clown shoes then they shouldn’t be surprised when they trip over their own fucking feet

Six days later this blog is gone guess the circus only stays in town for a week

zombiebiologist:

shittylifeprotips:

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

weaver-z:

Mutuals do this

weaver-z:

Mutuals do this

catalyysqe:

someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and marry my stupid ass

tvandfilm:

Parks and Recreation (2009-2015)
Greg Pikitis (S02E07)

thebiscuiteternal:

illbegonetillnovember:

lifeishardbutnotmedick:

listsoflifehacks:

listsoflifehacks:

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese
Wendy’s Frosty
Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce
Chick-Fil-A Nuggets
Starbucks Frappucino
P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps
Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade
Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits
Sonic Cherry Limeade

Holy fuck

My favorite thing ever was to try to recreate restaurant food with items I had onhand and they turned out to be some of my favorite recipes. I can’t wait to have access to a full kitchen and be inspired again.

there is something incredibly funny about the chik fil a one being removed for violation, but i can’t put it in words